Jokes my step dad said.
A penguins car begins to leaks oil so he takes it to the mechanic to check it out. He tells the worker, “I’m gonna go across the street to the ice cream shop.” So he goes & gets himself a huge vanilla cone. He comes back & the mechanic says, “You blew a seal” & the penguin replies, “No! Its just ice cream.” Mickey & Mini Mouse are...
When a guy walks past you and he smells good.
When you tell your crush how you really feel
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I'm not saying i'm a freak, but i take my showers...
I'm home alone.
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tyleroakley: Lesbian Couple Crowned Homecoming King and Queen It’s easy to get discouraged by all the negative things in the news about LGBTQ rights and intolerance… but the good news is… things like this happen - and they’re happening more and more as the years go on.